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| 1. Hi,
I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time
to see if I'm right. |
| 2.
Are my undies showing? (No.) "Would you like them to?" |
| 3.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
you. |
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REALLY
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| 1. A
beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one
look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to
stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what
I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle
her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman
says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right,"
replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the
woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she
says. "You're getting herpes." |
2. Two
cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Moo".
The other one says "Damn, I was
just about to say that!" |
| 3. One
night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's
arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry hun; I've got a gynecologist
appointment tomorrow and want to stay fresh." The
husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over
and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" |
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