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| 1. Hi,
I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time
to see if I'm right. |
| 2.
Are my undies showing? (No.) "Would you like them to?" |
| 3.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to
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REALLY
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| 1. A
beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one
look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to
stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what
I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle
her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," the woman
says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer." "That's right,"
replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the
woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she
says. "You're getting herpes." |
2. Two
cows standing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Moo".
The other one says "Damn, I was
just about to say that!" |
| 3. There
was a papa mole, a mamma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out
in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of
the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Mamma mole poked her
head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole
tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger
moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses." |
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