Pervert Jack - Adult Comics Featuring the Misadventures of that Lovable Pervert!
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Welcome to PervertJack.com. Follow the exploits of the Clouseau of Voyeurism.
Perverted cartoons, funnies, photos, and some really lame jokes.
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CHEEZY PICK-UP LINES
Do you like cheesy pick-up lines or do you just want to do it?
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is Jack.
I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts).
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Hi. Are you legal?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
Are my undies showing? (No.)  "Would you like them to?" 
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hi, my name's Jack. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Hi. You'll do.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
It's not just going to suck itself.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? (No!) Do you want to do lunch? 
Pardon me, are you in heat?
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Wow! Are those real?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in.
If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
Be unique and different, say yes.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
I was just curious?  Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
You smell wet.
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Do you spit or swallow?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you know what I want in a woman? Me.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
***Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny! 
Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?
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